"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." – Emo Philips
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” – Emo Philips
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Philosophical quotes-Equally
She (philosophy) is equally helpful to the rich and poor: neglect her, and she equally harms the young and old. – Horace Popular search terms:sarcastic philosophical quotes
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