We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves by our intentions. -Percy, Ian - Famous Quotations, Daily Motivation, Inspiration

Some people are born hammers, others anvils. -Proverb

I have this thing that I do called ‘Mysteries of the Universe,’ when I gaze up at the countless stars and infinite galaxies. I realize how small and insignificant my girlfriend is. So, I get drunk and cheat on her with my 18-year-old neighbor. Popular search terms:jon lajoie quotes

Geist gleicht dem Schwert, Erfahrung dem Wetzstein.

“If you can dream it, you can do it.” Walt Disney

Cut your losses and let your profits run. -Proverb, American