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“I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.” Frank Carson
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.” Joey Adams
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!- Rodney Dangerfield
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life. – Crashaw, Richard
There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. – Menander
“Having a perfect wave without a good board, it’s like winning the lottery right after your wife died.” – Chris Mauro
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher…or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” – Douglas Adams
“I’m not a Witch; I’m your wife.” – The Princess Bride
To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man! -Gaskell, Elizabeth
“I wonder if young people on honeymoons today have as much sex as we did when I was young. For the first week on our cruise, most people thought my wife and I were Siamese twins.” – Jerry L. Embry.