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Theories are private property, but truth is common stock. -Colton, Charles Caleb

Sunday, September 30th, 2012 | Quotes

Theories are private property, but truth is common stock. -Colton, Charles Caleb

Sarcastic quotes-Facebook shares

Monday, May 28th, 2012 | Hilarious, Quotes

This week investors will be able to buy shares of Facebook stock for the first time ever. It’s great – now you can lose all your money in the same place you lost all your time. – Jimmy Fallon

Humor quotes-New weapon

Sunday, February 5th, 2012 | Humor, Quotes

The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing. Its called the stock market – Jay Leno

The Absent-Minded Professor

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011 | Quotes

The absent-minded professor is a stock character in popular fiction, usually portrayed as an intelligent but bumbling academic whose focus on scientific matters causes him or her to lose track of the everyday world. Isaac Newton, Adam Smith, and Archimedes were all considered absent-minded professors by their contemporaries. What philosopher is said to have fallen [...]