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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. -Rogers, Will

Sunday, March 24th, 2013 | Quotes

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. -Rogers, Will

Orben, Robert

Saturday, November 17th, 2012 | Quotes

Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down. Orben, Robert quotes

Sarcastic quotes-Diapers

Tuesday, November 13th, 2012 | Humor, Quotes

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. ~Author Unknown

Sarcastic quotes-End of the tunnel

Friday, October 19th, 2012 | Political, Quotes

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton

Sarcastic quotes-Beefing up

Friday, October 12th, 2012 | Humor, Quotes

Politicians say they’re beefing up our economy. Most don’t know beef from pork. ~Harold Lowman

Funny thoughts-Misquoted

Monday, September 17th, 2012 | Funny, Quotes

It’s astonishing how politicians never say anything, yet always insist they’re being misquoted! Popular search terms:funny mis quotes,funny misquoted sayings

Political quotes-Too serious a matter

Friday, March 9th, 2012 | Political, Quotes

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle

Political quotes-Bridge

Friday, March 9th, 2012 | Political, Quotes

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev

Political quotes-Red, white and blue

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 | Humor, Quotes

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. ~Clare Boothe Luce

Hilarious quotes-Open marriage

Friday, January 27th, 2012 | Quotes, Sarcastic

Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife had said that he wanted an open marriage. I don’t think that’s different than most politicians. He just wanted to be able to screw as many people as possible.