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“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” Phyllis Diller
I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about ‘short’ and ‘cheap’?- Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.- Phyllis Diller
“A terrible thing happened to me last night again – Nothing.”- Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.- Phyllis Diller