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Phyllis Diller

Monday, March 4th, 2013 | Funny, Quotes

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” Phyllis Diller

Sarcastic quotes-A couple of words

Thursday, September 27th, 2012 | Funny, Quotes

I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about ‘short’ and ‘cheap’?- Phyllis Diller

Hilarious quotes-Stay up

Monday, January 30th, 2012 | Funny, Quotes

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.- Phyllis Diller

Sexual quotes-Nothing

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011 | Funny, Quotes

“A terrible thing happened to me last night again – Nothing.”- Phyllis Diller

Hilarious quotes-Teaching them

Thursday, April 21st, 2011 | Funny, Quotes

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.- Phyllis Diller