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Paul Varghese: Knock Knock Joke

Monday, March 12th, 2012 | Quotes

My friend’s a Jehovah’s Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.

"If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door." – Milton Berle

Saturday, September 3rd, 2011 | Education, Quotes

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle