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“British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight heart disease, why don’t you come up with a food people will actually eat? Like a super glazed doughnut.”- Jay Leno Popular search terms:quotes about disease sarcastic people
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich sentenced to 14 years in prison. This is the most disgraceful thing to happen to an Illinois governor since their last governor.- Jay Leno
President Obama has completed his annual physical, and he is in tip top shape. but it doesn’t look like his insurance company is going to pay for it. -Jay Leno
I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t fall for it – Jay Leno
“I tell you, the economy’s rough. People are standing behind President Bush just to get the free shoes.”- Jay Leno
“And it snowed in Malibu. That is unbelievable, isn’t it? Yeah. Five inches of snow in Malibu, where people aren’t used to snow. They were trying to snort it. They didn’t understand. The roads were closed in Malibu. In fact, there was so much snow, a lot of celebrities couldn’t get to the global warming [...]
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street- Jay Leno
Rielle Hunter announced she and John Edwards have broken up. That’s scary. When a lying cheater and his home-wrecking mistress can’t work things out, what chance is there for the rest of us?- Jay Leno
Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs. – Jay Leno
According to The New York Times, Mexican drug cartels launder millions and million of dollars through horse races. I hate to see something like betting on horses become corrupt and seedy? What’s next, boxing? – Jay Leno