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When I found out Pluto wasn’t a planet, I had to relearn everything I knew about Pluto. Luckily, the only thing I knew about Pluto was that it was a planet. – Craig Ferguson Popular search terms:funny pluto planet sayings
« The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes. » William Davis quotes
“I have a hectic schedule. I’m busier than someone who works at the Lemming Suicide Hotline.”- Scott E. Roeben
Das schlimmste für den Humor ist der Ernstfall.
I wasn’t always black…there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.- Bill Cosby Popular search terms:freckle jokes
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.- Bill Cosby
“I am not afraid of death. I just don’t wanna be there when it happens”-Woody Allen Popular search terms:great humourous quotes
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.- Groucho Marx
“In the Middle East, peace is what happens when you’re looking for more rocks.”- Scott E. Roeben
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow Popular search terms:gynecologist saying