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I saw a sign on this door; it said, ‘Exit Only.’ So, I entered it and went up to the guy working there, and I was like, ‘I have some good news. You have severely underestimated this door over here by, like, 100%, man.’
Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second. -Unser, Bobby
“We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the end of the tunnel until we are certain it is not some guy on a motorcycle coming straight at us.” Tom Fitzgerald quotes
Death is God’s way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks. Murdoch, Rupert quotes
This girl comes up to me with this thick Boston accent and she’s like, ‘Hey, you’ve seriously never woke up at a party and some guy was inside you?’ I never woke up at a party.
When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave.
“I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.” — George Carlin.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
-> Hey that’s not a violin.-> I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.-> I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.-> You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?