Follow @quotedb

Home » Funny » Sarcastic quotes-Religion

Sarcastic quotes-Religion

Monday, January 31st, 2011 | Funny, Quotes
“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man. living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
- George Carlin

Popular search terms:

sarcastic religious quotes,sarcastic definition of religion,sarcastic quotes about religious

Tags: , , , , , , —

Related ads Sarcastic quotes-Religion

Du und Ich: wir sind eins, ich kann dir nicht

Du und Ich: wir sind eins, ich kann dir nicht wehtun ohne mich zu verletzen (Mahatma Gandhi)

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 | Quotes

Retton, Mary Lou

As simple as it sounds, we all must try to be the best person we can: by making the best choices, by making the most of the talents we’ve been given. Retton, Mary Lou quotes

Sunday, June 3rd, 2012 | Quotes

"Never, never, never, never give up." – Winston Churchill

“Never, never, never, never give up.” – Winston Churchill

Saturday, March 10th, 2012 | Motivational, Quotes

Famous people quotes-Reform

“Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.” – Mae West

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011 | Quotes

Ann Albers – freedom

“Freedom is a condition of your heart. You can be captive amidst great wealth and free behind bars. Do your fears, insecurities, beliefs and programs still control the way you choose to spend your days? The true freedom in life is feeling free to think, act and speak according to the dictates of your heart. [...]

Monday, July 4th, 2011 | Inspirational, Quotes