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Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012 | Funny, Quotes
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes).

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Tuesday, October 25th, 2011 | Quotes

"A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing." – Charles M. Schwab

“A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing.” – Charles M. Schwab

Friday, May 20th, 2011 | Imagination, Quotes

Thoughts-Immorality

We become de-sensitised a little bit at a time. Some years ago, I walked into my office after a Sunday morning service to find a sandwich bag on my desk containing three chocolate brownies. Some thoughtful and anonymous person who knew my love for chocolate had placed them there, along with a piece of paper [...]

Wednesday, December 19th, 2012 | Life, Quotes

"I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this — no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one." – Will Rogers

“I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this — no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.” – Will Rogers

Saturday, December 1st, 2012 | Quotes

Sarcastic quotes-If God had been a Liberal

If God had been a Liberal there wouldn’t have been Ten Commandments, there would have been Ten Suggestions. ~Malcolm Bradbury, After Dinner Game, 1982

Thursday, December 20th, 2012 | Humor, Quotes