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Friday, February 25th, 2011 | Funny, Quotes

“I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”

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Isaac Newton – ocean of truth

“I am only a child picking up pebbles on the shore of the great ocean of truth.” ~Isaac Newton

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011 | Inspirational, Quotes

Joe E. Lewis

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” Joe E. Lewis

Friday, August 19th, 2011 | Funny, Quotes

Henry Dancel – faith

“The magic of thinking big can transform your life, but you also need faith that you can succeed and adopt a positive attitude and positive action.” ~Henry Dancel

Sunday, March 18th, 2012 | Quotes

Thought for Today – Timeless Beauty

“Learn to go beyond words into silence, sit with your innermost self and experience the nourishing, timeless beauty of peace.” ~Thought for Today-UK

Thursday, August 18th, 2011 | Inspirational, Quotes

Facebook Launching Organ Donor Status Feature

Dozens die every day while waiting for organ transplants, and executives at the social networking giant Facebook have decided to do something to try and change this. They have announced that the site will begin allowing users in the US and UK to volunteer as potential organ donors and share their decision with friends, who [...]

Saturday, May 5th, 2012 | Quotes