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Male comics are always coming up to me, and they’re like, ‘Hey, Natasha, don’t you think you’re a little attractive to be a comedian?’ And I’m like, ‘Don’t you think you’re a little ugly to be talking to me?’
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Sprich’ die Wahrheit, aber verschwinde danach sofort.
Mit den Jahren runzelt die Haut, mit dem Verzicht auf Begeisterung aber runzelt die Seele. (Albert Schweitzer)
“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”(Jeff Foxworthy)
In Germany, a court has ruled that German police are allowed to racially profile citizens. But don’t worry. It’s Germany, so things shouldn’t get out of hand. – Conan O’Brien
Officials in Ohio placed an 8-year-old boy in foster care last month because his mother failed to control his ballooning weight, which had surpassed 200 lb (91 kg). The mother stands accused of failing to take the proper measures to control her son’s weight, an infraction officials have categorized as “medical neglect.” While supporters say [...]