Jules Verne – immense desert - Famous Quotations, Daily Motivation, Inspiration

In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. – Joey Adams

The British chocolate maker Cadbury is being forced to put a new warning label on candy bars informing consumers that there’s milk in milk chocolate. The label also warns that if you want to avoid nuts, stay away from people who need to be told that there’s milk in milk chocolate.(Paul Seaburn)

Same-sex marriage would have men married to men and women married to women. Well, who complains about the credit card bill and who says, “Well, you want me to look nice, don’t you?” And who writes the thank-you notes and who just signs their name? – David Letterman

“If we fall, we don”t need self-recrimination or blame or anger — we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be wholehearted once again. Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention.” ~ Sharon Salzberg

“The men who succeed are the efficient few. They are the few who have the ambition and will power to develop themselves.” – Robert Burton