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Jon Lajoie: Mysteries of the Universe

Monday, June 6th, 2011 | Quotes

I have this thing that I do called ‘Mysteries of the Universe,’ when I gaze up at the countless stars and infinite galaxies. I realize how small and insignificant my girlfriend is. So, I get drunk and cheat on her with my 18-year-old neighbor.

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