Jon Lajoie: Mysteries of the Universe
I have this thing that I do called ‘Mysteries of the Universe,’ when I gaze up at the countless stars and infinite galaxies. I realize how small and insignificant my girlfriend is. So, I get drunk and cheat on her with my 18-year-old neighbor.
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“Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.” – Horace
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Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you’ll be able to see farther. -Morgan, John Pierpont
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.” Stephen Leacock