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Humor quotes-Hambone and Flippy

Monday, February 6th, 2012 | Funny, Quotes
“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I’d say Flippy, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong though. It’s Hambone.”
-Jack Handy

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