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Saturday, January 14th, 2012 | Funny, Quotes

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”

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"I’m not a teacher, but an awakener" – Robert Frost

“I’m not a teacher, but an awakener” – Robert Frost

Thursday, September 8th, 2011 | Quotes, Teachers

Michael Ian Black: Ambien Racing Game

Here’s how you play: on your drive home tonight… when you get, like, 15, 20 minutes away from your house, take an Ambien — and then just try to beat it. Really fun, and it makes the last part of the drive go really fast, you guys.

Saturday, August 6th, 2011 | Quotes

"It wasn’t a cake walk in Basra but it’s going to be a lot, lot more dangerous up there," – James Buchanan

« It wasn’t a cake walk in Basra but it’s going to be a lot, lot more dangerous up there, » – James Buchanan

Friday, March 8th, 2013 | Quotes

Alphonse Karr -thankful

“Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.” ~Alphonse Karr

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011 | Quotes

In life, as in chess, forethought wins. -Buxton, Charles

In life, as in chess, forethought wins. -Buxton, Charles

Sunday, July 1st, 2012 | Quotes