Humor quotes by George Carlin
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.”
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
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"A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all." – Rita Mae Brown
“A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all.” – Rita Mae Brown
"You may write me down in history<br/>With your bitter, twisted lies,<br/>You may trod me in the very dirt<br/>But still, like dust, I’ll rise." – Maya Angelou
« You may write me down in historyWith your bitter, twisted lies,You may trod me in the very dirtBut still, like dust, I’ll rise. » – Maya Angelou
Sex ist nur schmutzig, wenn er richtig gemacht wird. ~~~ Woody Allen
Sex ist nur schmutzig, wenn er richtig gemacht wird. Woody Allen
Paul Klee – eyes
“One eye sees, the other feels.” ~Paul Klee
Political quotes-U.S. congressmen
There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.~Author Unknown