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Wednesday, January 18th, 2012 | Funny, Quotes
“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth – that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally – but I didn’t want to upset him.”
- Jack Handy

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Thomas Carlyle – 3/9/2012

Sólo hay dos medios de pagar las deudas: por el trabajo y por el ahorro. Frases de Thomas Carlyle – 3/9/2012

Monday, September 3rd, 2012 | Quotes

Burton Seligman – point of view

« Sometimes we just need to step outside of ourselves, to see life for what it is: To find the beauty, that now seems hidden. To find the simplicity, in the things that seem difficult. To find the joy, in all the things we have. To see with a new set of eyes, the same ones [...]

Monday, May 27th, 2013 | Inspirational, Quotes

Thoughts on Life-Game of cards

Life is a game of cards. You did not invent the game, Nor did you frame the rules. You have no control over the cards dealt to you. But you are there to play. A good player, even with a bad hand of cards, will play well and emerge a winner. A bad player, even [...]

Saturday, December 29th, 2012 | Life, Quotes

Helen Hunt (49)

In 1963, Helen Hunt was born on this date in Los Angeles, California, USA

Saturday, June 16th, 2012 | Quotes

Alphonse Karr

Some people are always complaining because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses. (often misattributed to Abraham Lincoln; sometimes translated as “grumbling” instead of “complaining”) Alphonse Karr

Wednesday, November 21st, 2012 | Quotes