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JPMorgan announced they lost $2 billion last quarter. That’s 133 Obama-Clooney fundraisers.
You know who the real J.P. Morgan is, right? He’s Captain Morgan’s drunk brother who’s bad with money.
- Jay Leno
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"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator; but among those whom I love, I can: all of them can make me laugh." – W. H. Auden
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