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Sunday, February 5th, 2012 | Quotes, Sarcastic
Some of the guys who escaped from Alcatraz made dummies of their heads and put them in their beds to fool the guards. I did the same thing here last time I interviewed Regis Philbin. He never figured it out.
- Craig Ferguson

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