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Greg Behrendt: I Love to Eat

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011 | Quotes

I love to eat. That’s why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don’t walk away from a meal hurting, I didn’t do it right. If I don’t walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I’ve been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn’t do it right.

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