Follow @quotedb

Home » Funny » Funny thoughts-Smoking

Funny thoughts-Smoking

Sunday, October 21st, 2012 | Funny, Quotes

“Smoking helps you lose weight — one lung at a time!”

Popular search terms:

smoking thoughts funny

Tags: , , ,

Related ads Funny thoughts-Smoking

Tony Judt – space

“Love consists in leaving the loved one space to be themselves while providing the security within which that self may flourish.” ~Tony Judt

Saturday, October 1st, 2011 | Quotes

The Birdman of Easter Island

Tangata Manu, or “Birdman,” was the title given to the winner of an annual ritual competition practiced by Easter Island natives up until Christian missionaries suppressed it in the 1860s. The object of the contest was the retrieval of the first sooty tern egg of the season from the cliffs of a rocky islet off [...]

Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 | Quotes

"I don’t think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can’t kiss a movie." – Jean-Luc Godard

“I don’t think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can’t kiss a movie.” – Jean-Luc Godard

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011 | Movie, Quotes

Quotes on Dogs-Wash

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

Saturday, February 4th, 2012 | Humor, Quotes

People who ask for your criticism want only praise. -Maugham, W. Somerset

People who ask for your criticism want only praise. -Maugham, W. Somerset

Friday, May 13th, 2011 | Quotes