Funny thoughts-Murphy’s lesser known dictums
* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day.
* Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day.
* Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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