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Wednesday, December 14th, 2011 | Funny, Quotes
Bull market: a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

Bear market: a six- to eight-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelery.

Momentum investing: the fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value investing: the art of buying low and selling lower.

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