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Saturday, October 13th, 2012 | Funny, Quotes
An alarm clock is a small device used to wake up people who have no children at home.

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Dolley Madison

“It is one of my sources of happiness never to desire a knowledge of other people’s business.” Dolley Madison quotes

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Love quotes-Interesting theory

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"Hope deferred makes the heart sick, but when dreams come true, there is life and joy. Proverbs 13:12 (NLT)" – Bible

« Hope deferred makes the heart sick, but when dreams come true, there is life and joy. Proverbs 13:12 (NLT) » – Bible

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