Eugene Mirman: Good Father
I don’t have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.
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“…when disaster strikes, no one is spared.” “Categories and constructs of people that at many times cause conflicts and wars – class, ethnicity, cultural and faith tradition, race, gender, etc. – are of no importance when the wrath of nature is unleashed!” “Christianity, Islam, indigenous belief bow down to the primal movement of the earth!” [...]
« I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. » – Mae West
If I make the lashes darkAnd the eyes more brightAnd the lips more scarlet,Or ask if all be rightFrom mirror after mirror,No vanity’s displayed:I’m looking for the face I hadBefore the world was made.~W.B. Yeats
“I’ve learned that no matter what happens or how bad it seems today, life does go on and it will be.” ~Maya Angelou
« Over the years I have come to believe that life is full of unchosen circumstances, that being human has to do with the evolution of our individual consciousness and with it, responsibilities for choice. Pain and joy both come with life. I believe that how we respond to what happens to us and around us [...]