Christian Finnegan: Car Alarm
If I ever have a car alarm, if I ever have a car, it’s just gonna be a big speaker on the back of my car, and whenever anybody tries to break in, it’s just gonna go, ‘Attention: free bags of weed! Come get your free bags of weed!’ Because then, people are gonna come running — maybe not the kind of people who can help a whole lot, but people, nonetheless.
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